Culture
• You thought the idea of spam musubi (and chilli over rice!) was blasphemous
• You go karaoke and the first songs you want to sing are Arashi
• You have lots of clutter in your house
• You think it’s a little strange that some people have kimono, Japanese doll displays and Japanese artwork all over their massive westernized houses
• You start moving your body when you hear the “Radio Taiso” song… and then sometimes start humming it randomly
• You know New Years is THE holiday… what’s Christmas?
• You go to Japan and it’s not THAT big of a deal… been there over 10 times already?
• You used to read “Dragon Ball,” “Tenshi Nanka Janai” or “Slam Dunk”
• you were the only one in school who knew Power Rangers and Sailor Moon were Japanese
• you knew Pokemon stood for pocket monsters
• you knew J-Drama was just dorama
• you’ve seen “Grave of the Fireflies” before college
• you didn’t jump for joy on Fridays after school… you’ve got a week’s worth of J-School homework waiting at home
• you understand the importance of sharpened pencils for writing clean kanji
• you eat everything on your plate… every grain of rice stuck to your bowl
• you use little dishes for meals instead of putting everything on one big plate
• you own a lot of manga
• you had Sanrio lunch bags, picnic mats, bento boxes when everyone else had Barbie/GI Joe
• you had pencil boxes with pencils that had pencil caps
• your erasers could erase better than anyone in your class… and then made nerikeshi
• curry or oyakodon was the first meal you learned to cook
• you know how to (or you know you should) cleanly eat a whole fish
• you grew up watching “Okaasan to Issho” and Gachapin and Mukku
• You don’t really remember believing in Santa THAT much
• 3 o’clock means snack time
• You know to throw soy beans on Feb 7th
• American scary movies/haunted house look L-A-M-E compared to Japanese ghost stories
• you know who lives in the third bathroom stall from the right
• you make triangle onigiri
• you have a Japanese name that you use
• you know how to open konbini onigiri
• going to Japan meant new shoes and no holes in your socks
• seiza isn’t that bad
• you can squat with both feet flat on the floor
• fermented soy beans aren’t something to freak out about
• Obon means yukata, kingyo sukui, yoyo sukui, not penny toss, teriyaki chicken and bingo
• for girls: you had at least one koukan nikki (journal shared with friends) with some friends at J-School
• you know that Yoshinoya is actually pretty good in Japan
• you know what Japanese milk is like
• you freak out when people pass food from utensil to utensil… chopstick to chopstick
• you cheer for Japan during the Olympics or World Cup
• you grew up watching “Kouhaku Uta Gassen”
• when [kewpie] is your mayonnaise of choice
• you used color pencils more than crayons
(Part 1 of 2 parts)
This list is courtesy of NihonmachiROOTS. The views expressed are not necessarily those of the Nichi Bei Weekly.
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